Wednesday, August 29, 2007

About me

This is something some of my loving bastard wingmates at kgp wrote about me


Anant Manas Khatri


Psycho Rank : 6 out of 15


Vital Stats : 36-"36"-36


CupSize : 36D



Also Known as : Khatraldo (the name became extinct a year ago)


Attributes : Hair Hair Everywhere! ,"Miss 14"? ha, Mr.Photogenic - CTM


Exploits : TATA Motors (people please don’t buy Indica's any more. This guy may be your sales agent).


Tragedies : Struck once near the end of the final year. Incapacitated him.





Why are we being made to write his pink page anyway? He has been banished from the wing and is really a CTW junkie.One gray morning Anant Manas Khatri was born and promptly grabbed the nearest 'balls' in the vicinity. Also, the doctor and the nurse that delivered him were found hanging by a noose (a common noose) the very next day. The scourge was born.His favorite pastime is playing people against each other and observing his handiwork. He can give you a very nasty migraine with his nonsense if you cannot shut him up. However his intense and passionate and also very very lewd affair with Pushkal Singh goes on to show that he can be a very loving and caring man(We doubt if this aspect of his character shows up in his extra-marital affair with "Miss 14"? ha).The best attitude in the wing(or is he our wingie ?). Nobody believes in the credo "take it easy" more than he does and nobody has the capacity to practise it as well as he does.Nothing fazes him. Most of the people we know are given to wild mood swings and have bouts of both euphoria and blues. His blues, if he has had any, which we doubt, are yet to be observed. Some people are determined to go through the processes of life positive and upbeat.He quite simply, is one of those rare people.

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