Aditya Chopra says-through Rab ne Bana Di Jodi

1) Stupidity and Vanity are good
2) Reinstating -Love is blind, so blind yourselves
3) Stop thinking-Kill your brain and act like Raj (macho Punjabi wtf)
4) No one can identify you once you change your hairstyle and remove your moustache

When every thing fails, you can fool most of the Indians in the name of GOD

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough to make it worth the effort